Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?

I’ve learned that the best things in life aren’t things. But a perfect bottle of wine with the right person comes pretty close. And I know exactly which vintage to

Not a ghost, I just look good in white. And silver, and cream, and every shade in between.