Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

I’m not always this green… but I’m always this interesting. Plot twist: the hair color changes, but the passion for making life better never does.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Powered by sunshine and saltwater. Warning: may cause spontaneous beach trips and an addiction to island time.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.