Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.

Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

I’m not always this green… but I’m always this interesting. Plot twist: the hair color changes, but the passion for making life better never does.

Always on the move, but I’ll make time for the right person. Trust me, I’m very selective about who gets my calendar cleared.

Yes, I woke up like this. Plot twist: “this” includes a full skincare routine and strategic highlight placement.