Yes, I’m just as fun as my outfit suggests. And trust me, that’s saying something.

I promise I’m more fun than my serious selfie suggests. Plot twist: the serious face is just my ‘concentrating on being photogenic’ look.

Might look like I stepped out of a classic novel, but I promise my sense of humor is thoroughly modern. Think Jane Austen wit meets stand-up comedy timing.

Warning: I have a tendency to make purple everyone’s new favorite color. Side effects may include spontaneous karaoke sessions and an inexplicable urge to sparkle.

They say I’m the final boss. Do you think you’ve got what it takes?

More than meets the eye… but what meets the eye is pretty great too, right?