Life’s too short to wear boring bikinis. Lucky for you, I design the fun ones.

Warning: May cause you to rethink your favorite color. And probably everything else you thought you knew about what you wanted.

Looking for a co-pilot for road trips and life. Passenger-seat DJ skills are a plus. But I’m pretty great with the aux cord myself.

Life in plastic? It’s fantastic. Just looking for my Ken to complete the dream house.

Looks like trouble… and I probably am. But it’s the kind of trouble you’ll thank me for later.

Life’s too short for boring hair… and boring dates. Good thing I specialize in neither.